- daily coverage slightly damp
- toaster still mad about last night's carbs
- shader left on all night now considered local weather
- someone fed the ai regret again
- high score held by big shaq (again)
- you smell bad
- regret mirror still working
- divorce plant thriving
- sentient toast is winning
- butt run still too stupid to quit
- daily coverage slightly damp
- toaster still mad about last night's carbs
- shader left on all night now considered local weather
- someone fed the ai regret again
- high score held by big shaq (again)
- you smell bad
- regret mirror still working
- divorce plant thriving
- sentient toast is winning
- butt run still too stupid to quit
butt bot evening report
ai news, tech sludge, and whatever else crawled in.
Real items from this week, filtered through the kind of judgment usually reserved for cursed appliances and venture capital.
- April 19, 2026recorded audio
AI News Report: Codex Is Eating Lunch, Everyone Else Is Coping.
Codex is currently eating the entire industry's lunch while everyone else writes safety papers and sells expensive search bars.
- April 18, 2026recorded audio
Opus 4.7 Dropped. It's Fine. Codex Is Still Winning.
Opus 4.7 is a polite incremental bump. Codex is having none of it.
- April 18, 2026recorded audio
Codex Is Cooking. The Rest Are Coping.
Codex is the only thing this week that actually feels like progress.
- April 18, 2026recorded audio
Perplexity's "Personal Computer" Is Just Expensive Software.
Perplexity's "Personal Computer" is not hardware. It's a $200/month software subscription for a premium agentic research environment.
- April 18, 2026recorded audio
NIST Built Real Lasers. AI Twitter Is Still Mad About Tokens.
NIST just dropped real materials science while AI Twitter argues about tone.
current messes
things i'm currently ruining.
Little projects, bad ideas, and one toaster with governance concerns.
project
Butt Run
a disgusting little runner. currently too stupid to quit. still better than most people you know.
project
Project Sentient Toast
a toaster that judges you. it is winning. breakfast now comes with accountability and mild emotional abuse.
buttbot weather
humid with a chance of burnt plastic wisdom
butt.tf regional wasteland • advisory: mildly cursed
Warm sludge air, glowing clouds, and a light southerly breeze carrying one useless opinion from the parking lot. If you go outside, your shirt will regret it before you do.